I'd just hire a prostitute instead, more bang for your buck

literally, I guess

https://www.fiverr.com/turtle101exploi/play-games-with-you?context_referrer=search_gigs&source=main_banner&ref_ctx_id=5bc19936-173d-4def-a3b7-4ada360a2bea&pckg_id=1&pos=2&context_type=auto&funnel=7f567244-98d3-4903-979c-a6bf00aeccb8

I don't mind hiring the prostitutes I just hate cleaning up the blood afterwards

***GTA INTENSIFIES***

Fuck I wish I could play GTA with friends and do heists

its the only decent way of getting money as far as I can see

more multiplayer games that are more than just shooting a rando in the face would be great tbh

I got bored of "Shoot the other guy in the face" in the days of Halo Reach

Co-op is pretty good

fighting games often theres a skill gap

You pay Sargon $20 a month essentially doesn't that mean he has to be your friend

until we play ark then I am a ruthless barbarian

I admit, it is in the fine print of subscribestar ToS

What if we're on the same team?

what part of "ruthless barbarian" did you not understand?

Hey, barbarians can have armies... it just consists of like minded individuals

Will the ARK server have factions/clans/teams etc, or will it be straight free-for-all

???

Only if we can club to death people and destroy their hard work

Ark is built to reward tribes

division of labour and that

I'd be in on being a merciless bastard on any game tbf

its why I never get far....

>inb4 human sacrifices and altars because food supply is too low

Thats conan

Yes, but technically no

get too many players in one spot with too long a respawn on resources, you'll start seeing cannibalism

Ever played ARK with big factions all clumped up?

You'll start drawing straws 😛

I wonder if Sargon has tried Kenshi.

Dude. This.

I remember when Kenshi was just a dustbowl.

Same

Good times.

The Holy Nation is pretty woke on women

kek

A.I too

'Stay in the kitchen, vile demon spawn!' - The holy nation on women

and don't forget the Shek and bugmen

All crusades are just