Message from @Spooky Melon

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2019-09-22 17:32:56 UTC  

>tmw you realize the invention of lightweight firearms caused child soldiers

2019-09-22 17:33:02 UTC  

>because otherwise they'd be useless

2019-09-22 17:33:37 UTC  

Just consider it a earlier start in a soldiers career

2019-09-22 17:33:56 UTC  

We all know that they would have ended up fighting when they got older anyway

2019-09-22 17:34:23 UTC  

sure, but its hard to find them a new career when all they've done is been a soldier since the age of 8 or whatever

2019-09-22 17:34:51 UTC  

It countries like that being a soldier is basically the only career anyway

2019-09-22 17:35:04 UTC  

>fight other tribe
>capture oil field

2019-09-22 17:35:09 UTC  

*well shit, i guess the country just isnt getting better then snake*

2019-09-22 17:35:31 UTC  

your pfp is against child soldiers lmao

2019-09-22 17:35:56 UTC  

No because when all you have to do is capture a oil to sell oil to rich countries that’s what ends up happening

2019-09-22 17:36:14 UTC  

I am against child soldiers, I’m just trying to explain how fucked those countries are

2019-09-22 17:36:22 UTC  

*and people wonder why the US was defending oil fields*

2019-09-22 17:36:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/625384941164953610/image0sin.jpg

2019-09-22 17:36:45 UTC  

"Man, why am i here to defend this fucking oil field?"
>To cripple the economy of the enemy

2019-09-22 17:36:50 UTC  

The only difference is that America isn’t playing tribal politics, it’s just wanting to take oil

2019-09-22 17:37:17 UTC  

Oil is only good when you have a stable government and a homogeneous population

2019-09-22 17:37:32 UTC  

If both of those conditions are gone you get Angola

2019-09-22 17:37:46 UTC  

so........

2019-09-22 17:37:53 UTC  

are you suggesting.......

2019-09-22 17:37:58 UTC  

that if they had competent militaries........

2019-09-22 17:38:02 UTC  

they'd be fine?

2019-09-22 17:38:08 UTC  

America is playing the tribe of universalism and internationalism

2019-09-22 17:38:11 UTC  

sex is not cahs money when your ass hurts afterwards

2019-09-22 17:38:15 UTC  

Yeah that could do it too

2019-09-22 17:38:26 UTC  

Having the biggest military to crush your opponents

2019-09-22 17:38:54 UTC  

Like what Yugoslavian Serbs tried to do

2019-09-22 17:38:55 UTC  

how else am i gonna defend my oil fields from child soldiers?

2019-09-22 17:39:24 UTC  

The problem is that these elites don’t spend money on competent militias

2019-09-22 17:39:36 UTC  

They only pay for as much as they need to

2019-09-22 17:39:47 UTC  

They pay the bare necessity

2019-09-22 17:39:53 UTC  

well, actually, no

2019-09-22 17:39:55 UTC  

And take as much profit they can

2019-09-22 17:40:07 UTC  

the problem is, theres not enough trained soldiers to make it be worth a damn in the area

2019-09-22 17:40:16 UTC  

and to get them *competent*, it takes years of training

2019-09-22 17:40:18 UTC  

meanwhile

2019-09-22 17:40:23 UTC  

>grabs all the child soldiers

2019-09-22 17:40:36 UTC  

Basically r/K selection theory with soldiers

2019-09-22 17:40:51 UTC  

And we have to save these people from themselves

2019-09-22 17:41:11 UTC  

But not really, we just take the oil ourselves

2019-09-22 17:42:50 UTC  

the thing with child soldiers is that they hook them up on drugs to make them *relatively* fearless, there's a fast growing recruitment pool, you dont need to pay them, and they're forced to be loyal on pain of gangrape, beatings, or death. it also fucks with the morale of the enemy. a ton of the forces with child soldiers would be **way smaller** if they couldnt recruit em, but the existence of small arms makes it a reality