now think of what early muslims were like
literally a party of bandits raiding caravans and towns and forcing everyone to convert or be killed

thank allah modern islam is different now <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Your neighbour in heaven rats you out to the Jesus secret police.

Splitting the corpus collosum creates two distinct personalities

ENDLESS SEX
ALL TIMES
THE GOD OF MORMONISM AND HIS ENDLESS WIVES
PRODUCED A BILLION SONS
LUCIFER THE DEVIL AND A MILLION TONS
OF BABIES
Damn Mormonism is straight bars

lol

old joke. guy is in heave and approaches a wall
angel: shh be quiet
guy: why?
angel: the mormons are on the other side of that wall they think they're the only ones here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEj8LqTMIhY

What happened to @Boop / 브파 / C'thUwU?

Wasn't he supposed to return and respond?

He committed not alive

Raptured

i am

im writing it seperately

@Chuckler okay look here buddy

because its a lot to go into

Oh god he really is writing it in Notepad

Fair enough; I do that rather frequently, myself.

i love how joseph smith literally pulled a muhammed, where god just conveniently agreed with everything he wanted including his fetish for young harems <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>

Though, I use Word.

I use wordpad for quick notes.

Joseph Smith + Turban = Mohammed

https://fee.org/articles/the-constitution-of-the-killing-fields/

Ah damn I don't have "Woah nigga do you really expect me to read all that shit" saved

imagine a commie having the name **pol**

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

/pol/ pot

naw that's giving islam waaay to much credit. islam is just what happens when the hales bob comet cult dosen't end in mass suicide.

What a shitpost name

he truly was the chosen one

DUDE WEED LMAO

didn't have poison kool aid back then.

Might as well have named him "Chink Chong" or "Spoon Rattle"

The writers for this show just keep getting fucking worse

>name the guy who wins the presidency out of nowhere "Trump"

I cannot wait to find out why Azrael was an irrelevancy. Am on tenterhooks

Azazel, not Azrael

Azrael was an angel

I stand corrected

It does not dampen my enthusiasm however

>this thing having such a concretely attested story that the Jews even named it is irrelevant because I took psychology 101

Walls of text about bible jibberish is my fav