If Rachel Dolezal is Black and Bruce Jenner is a Woman, then I'm a Fuckin' Unicorn.

MAGIC *jazzhooves*

All three cases I classify as delusion, not magic

ding ding ding we have a winnah

You are the first person to cotton to the truth when presented with the conundrum, sir.

<:why:462286147473637407> I just want magic to be real so I can live a life

All you fucking niggers throw away your chance

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Can't recall the number of times I've trotted out that riddle only for a lefty's brain to break on it to the point of confusion, screaming, and/or blocking.

And too many on the right apparently think it's an endorsement of all three rather than the logic puzzle it is.

So many fucking retards on this planet I swear to God.

"riddle" ?

Logic puzzle. No good riddle is absent logic.

I am peak centrist, logic is my byword

"If Rachel Dolezal is Black and Bruce Jenner is a Woman, then I'm a Fuckin' Unicorn."

Certainly not the first thing that comes to mind when you say riddle

but technically, yes, I suppose

Well, think it out. If race is determined by self-declaration, and sex is determined by self-declaration, why would species not be?

Because all three statements are false

Since species is not, neither is sex nor is race. Exactly, Random.

Ngl, easiest logic puzzle. Zero difficulty

Immutable characteristics are not self-determinant.

Except you're the only person who's gotten it correct.

That's sad

Very.

Hence my rant here.

Where do you find these idiots? I have a hard time believing it was here

The issue seems to lie in people presuming the answer on basis of keywords alone without examination of the phrase itself.

Let's see: Twitter, Tumblr, Gab, and five Discord servers so far.

Are they boot happy servers?

Three of which I was subsequently banned from for "hate speech" -XD

SMH

For that particular riddle, FWIW. Once was an instaban without warning.

@randomNPCno3 Your impulse to peg bullshit on this constructed SJW menace though is so fucking silly

hurr durr leftists believe in magic

I would have pegged specifically the feminists witches, but couldn't be sure none of the others didn't believe in magic. So I went with the broader group and the individuals that don't believe in nonsense can distinguish themselves. If you state a belief I'm not going to say you don't believe it, I'm just going to say why I think you're right or wrong

They legit do.

A self-constructed menace remains a menace.

But magic is real. Meme magic that is.