These girls getting wilder, man.

Source over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers

Having sex at four, awh lawdy

call the fbi

(((muslim rapists)))

The 6yo I named was raped by her maternal grandfather.

😆

Classic granddad.

Lina, the 5.5yo in Peru though, never had the father identified

One 'pull my finger' joke and suddenly she's pregnant. When will this end.

@Ethaneth has to be British with humour that dark

On other news...

well

to be fair it might not have been sex

he might be a secret trump supporter.

she couldve been artificially inseminated

I'm Canadian, eh.

I’m returning to the ether whence I came. @!GPT lemme know when those reports send me to ze gulag.

it wouldve upped her chances of not dying during sex at least

Bull, I don't believe it.

🇨🇦 Check any and all of my profiles, full on Canadian, bud.

double double, timmies and moose, bud.

Canadians are better than Americans

Troodoos a friggin arse eh

@Ethaneth hey, hey, hey canadian.

What's your opinion on poutine? that's the real test.

Do canadian stuff.

@Ethaneth

Depends what kind of poutine. Poutine outside of Quebec isn't poutine, just dressed fries.

He passes

Real poutine comes in a tin plate, and it gives you a mini stroke upon smelling it.

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he's one of them.