**get armed**

No, dude, i know, i did a bunch of martial arts

"well thats easy
get armed"
well, *ideally*

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But i was like 16 and he was saying he was gonna rape my friend

O_O

So i was retarded for like 5 minutes

@XeroLimit why didnt you just use a nearby chair and throw it at him

We were on a bus

School drama shit

he said he'd rape your friend

on the bus?

Also, refer to temporary chimping

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Yeah?

who the fuck does that

I really didnt expect this to be a big interrogation

@Spooky Melon Who *hasn't* been in a bus-rape, tbh? It's like a rite of passage, amirite?

He was a cunt

Tbf im a cunt too

**bruh who the fuck says their nefarious plans in earshot of 60 people**

He wasnt being 100% serious

@Spooky Melon every supervillain ever? <:thunk:462282216467333140>

He wanted to fuck with me and my bro who was dating the girl

And for some reason thought we wouldnt beat the shit out of him

And again, we were 16 and retarded

ugh

**EXCUSE ME WHILE I MONOLOGUE MY NEFARIOUS PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION/DESTRUCTION/BUS-RAPE**

makes sense coming from a guy <:thunk:462282216467333140>

He did have bad posture

He was really tall and scrawny

That kind of cunt

"And for some reason thought we wouldnt beat the shit out of him"

Yeah, he had that one coming

Yeah, i really dont get that

We had a saying where I grew up - "don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash"

Wanting to tilt these two guys, i totally get it

if ive learned one thing

Just a bad plan

its that the best technique is to maneuver their head into hard objects

Like, i get it, i did violence in response to words