https://twitter.com/UnbalancedMemes/status/1176451031078768640

I was thinking more robot arm

Ive got this fucked up hand

Broke some bones punching a guy

@XeroLimit okay, just fix bones

🤷

But if i had a robot hand

cmon, we're getting genetic modification

@XeroLimit Sheesh, did nobody teach you how to punch? 😄

Jerking off would be cool

pfft

(I'm just fucking w/ ya)

I fully admit i was punching him retardedly

you're really gonna jerk off with your robohand instead of fucking your roboslave?

Not always

But i mean, the roboslave is just a big production

Hassle

but seriously, one of the things we learn in unarmed combat is how to *not* do injury to yourself when fighting someone

well thats easy

**get armed**

No, dude, i know, i did a bunch of martial arts

"well thats easy
get armed"
well, *ideally*

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But i was like 16 and he was saying he was gonna rape my friend

O_O

So i was retarded for like 5 minutes

@XeroLimit why didnt you just use a nearby chair and throw it at him

We were on a bus

School drama shit

he said he'd rape your friend

on the bus?

Also, refer to temporary chimping

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Yeah?

who the fuck does that

I really didnt expect this to be a big interrogation

@Spooky Melon Who *hasn't* been in a bus-rape, tbh? It's like a rite of passage, amirite?

He was a cunt

Tbf im a cunt too