Message from @knifetard

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2019-09-29 06:47:34 UTC  

Mormanism is beating islam for growth in most developed african nation states

2019-09-29 06:47:42 UTC  

Wait really?

2019-09-29 06:47:47 UTC  

Are they black or white mormons though

2019-09-29 06:47:52 UTC  

Black as fuck

2019-09-29 06:48:18 UTC  

The folks in the hinterlands just merge joseph smith with some ooga booga and the missionaries litterally dont care.

2019-09-29 06:48:27 UTC  

Dude they sell it to you like so

2019-09-29 06:48:27 UTC  

Isn't...

2019-09-29 06:48:40 UTC  

Aren't blacks children of Cain in mormonism

2019-09-29 06:48:40 UTC  

Even if you die a heathen

2019-09-29 06:48:48 UTC  

A wild Coomer appears

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/627758652194947072/fB-IMgBWcnvi_BJ2fX8BbGJ5VHr0AUJPC_qLg6FXGUk.png

2019-09-29 06:48:51 UTC  

They can post mortem baptize you

2019-09-29 06:49:06 UTC  

Ford stop stealing everything from reddit

2019-09-29 06:49:11 UTC  

Even if you ARE a child of cane

2019-09-29 06:49:24 UTC  

If some rando mormon prays for you post mortem

2019-09-29 06:49:29 UTC  

...

2019-09-29 06:49:30 UTC  

They consider you saved

2019-09-29 06:49:31 UTC  

Meaning

2019-09-29 06:49:39 UTC  

You can glass the earth

2019-09-29 06:49:43 UTC  

I'm pretty sure Mormons won't defeat islam, but

2019-09-29 06:49:48 UTC  

And just, pray for everybody.

2019-09-29 06:49:49 UTC  

they did it to hitler and eva braun

2019-09-29 06:49:52 UTC  

Do you have a source for the growth rate?

2019-09-29 06:50:15 UTC  

Not on me but Ill find it after my requisite 6 hours of sleep

2019-09-29 06:50:31 UTC  

Tje important part to remember dude is not how many but where

2019-09-29 06:50:35 UTC  

I found one source that says 500k in 20 years

2019-09-29 06:50:37 UTC  

...

2019-09-29 06:50:38 UTC  

holy fuck

2019-09-29 06:50:38 UTC  

what

2019-09-29 06:50:45 UTC  

They breed

2019-09-29 06:50:47 UTC  

Like rabbits

2019-09-29 06:50:52 UTC  

"aFrica, Brazil and caribbean" tho

2019-09-29 06:50:54 UTC  

damn

2019-09-29 06:50:57 UTC  

And they dont lose kids like christians do

2019-09-29 06:51:03 UTC  

Are they polygamist mormons or

2019-09-29 06:51:04 UTC  

They dont get a rebellious phase

2019-09-29 06:51:06 UTC  

The utah mormons

2019-09-29 06:51:08 UTC  

No

2019-09-29 06:51:13 UTC  

Damn it

2019-09-29 06:51:15 UTC  

One woman just produces a litter

2019-09-29 06:51:18 UTC  

Dude Im serious

2019-09-29 06:51:25 UTC  

I would've converted if it was polygamous