He likes to sneak into our house

Charlie*

I tame the bird known as "Magpies"

They are known for swooping people.

My bf calls me a magpie

“Youre black and get distracted by shiny things@

Yeah you do look like a thieving cunt

Kitteh

I feed the flock of them , I've gotten too the point where they eat out of my hand and one of them actually attacked another bird because it was aggressively flying over me ( a pluver )

He has a hitler stash

Eventually my army of Magpies will be realised

And he responds to his name

@Kaiser Pepsi Man teach me how plz

We call him Sif, and he never shuts up

I feed them meat, they like it

He's a very communicative cat

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

Mince meat, it's easy to feed , cheap and they love it

Oh shit I saved a bird the other day

I want to tame ravens

Theyre are so pretty

Get starlings instead

They're trainable and can speak

They also recognize their names

I want chickens

Free eggs

free eggs and e z to keep relatively speaking

sho larg bussy

revel bobs

It had Goten it's leg caught in a trap that was basically a super tight little bear trap like thing but with no spikes. Some neighbour probably put it out. The thing managed to fly across to my house and landed in my pool. Had to get the little guy out and free him

Not in cities they aren't

Yea they eat trash

Fucking racons everywhere

can use leftovers to feed em

Racons kill your chickens

We dont have raccoons in scotland

Bird was dam lucky I was outside when he landed.

racoons 😂

Bullshit