Message from @Jake the Exile

Discord ID: 623014781640769536


2019-09-16 04:20:00 UTC  

i'll be a better speller.....

2019-09-16 04:21:51 UTC  

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2019-09-16 04:27:52 UTC  

Hello boomers

2019-09-16 04:29:33 UTC  

*crickets*

2019-09-16 04:33:53 UTC  

šŸ¦€šŸ¦€

2019-09-16 04:33:59 UTC  

šŸŒœ

2019-09-16 04:34:16 UTC  

My balls are drained

2019-09-16 04:34:42 UTC  

Youā€™re welcome

2019-09-16 04:35:13 UTC  

Just finished Detective Pikachu and Endgame, not bad.

2019-09-16 04:35:28 UTC  

@livid_scrooge sorry I'm not a furfag

2019-09-16 04:35:49 UTC  

Detective pikachu was so ass

2019-09-16 04:36:03 UTC  

pikachu vore

2019-09-16 04:36:06 UTC  

May Allah forgive your disregard for the value of time he gave you

2019-09-16 04:36:13 UTC  

I was sleeping halfway through

2019-09-16 04:36:16 UTC  

tiddy sprinkles

2019-09-16 04:36:33 UTC  

Some of it stunk of kid movie, but overall a cute fuzzy Ryan Reynolds pikachu was really awesome.

2019-09-16 04:36:58 UTC  

I was sad that there were only like 20 pokemans in the whole movie and they just kept reusing them

2019-09-16 04:37:15 UTC  

Tits are awesome.

2019-09-16 04:37:56 UTC  

There was this movie called ā€œupgradeā€ I watched a few days ago which was pretty epic, it had a black mirror esque twist at the end

2019-09-16 04:38:14 UTC  

You mean the one with the AI chip that made the dude not quadriplegic

2019-09-16 04:38:18 UTC  

that was good

2019-09-16 04:38:22 UTC  

Yes

2019-09-16 04:39:05 UTC  

There was also a time travel movie called Synchronicity, it was almost totally depopulated so you could easily spot where the people from the future were going by in the background.

2019-09-16 04:39:53 UTC  

It tried being artsy by making the beige spacetime foam out of some slides of coffee

2019-09-16 04:40:45 UTC  

it was a nice touch but discount Jennifer Lawrence was a little off-putting

2019-09-16 04:41:01 UTC  

her ass is off-putting

2019-09-16 04:41:13 UTC  

Yeah she had no ass to speak of

2019-09-16 04:41:44 UTC  

As a Magic player I really liked Arrival, and to a lesser extent Annihilation.

2019-09-16 04:41:58 UTC  

Seeing what would happen if a Mutavault landed on Earth was really cool.

2019-09-16 04:42:32 UTC  

Them talking to and learning from Ixidrae was really cool.

2019-09-16 04:42:51 UTC  

The one with the language woman?

2019-09-16 04:42:57 UTC  

Yes is good.

2019-09-16 04:43:15 UTC  

Describe a chair to me, @ManAnimal. <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-16 04:43:24 UTC  

I remember everyone being so confused about the ending while leaving the theater

2019-09-16 04:43:41 UTC  

that film was trash

2019-09-16 04:43:51 UTC  

How is it confusing, she learned from herself from the future and used it to save the aliens

2019-09-16 04:44:07 UTC  

The idea of a bootstrap perception being a weapon was very accurate, that shit is dangerous

2019-09-16 04:44:23 UTC  

M8 it was so long since Iā€™ve seen that movie I donā€™t even remember

2019-09-16 04:44:39 UTC  

They basically explain the entire plot in the last five minutes as if you were asleep through the whole movie

2019-09-16 04:44:56 UTC  

and that redhead isn't even hot

2019-09-16 04:45:07 UTC  

The ponyfagging is so thick, you could cut it with a knife.