Never show people what you're capable of unless provoked, and only then display just enough to finish the job

true; think about it, if you are gonna get jumped by three guys, what do you do?

Whoever hits me first I'll immediately start eating

shoot them like the niggers they are <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

you strike first, knock out the biggest one with the first blow

wait

we don’t have guns here

Hey, I'm just expressing what was taught me by the toughest sonuvabitch I've known - and echoed by the fellas who nearly equated the level of reverence I have for said individual.

I've always been taught to do crazy shit

he taught you well

Of course, if you find yourself in prison the first blow has already been struck so...

You'll often be left alone

that's called 'the oasis mentality'

I'll second that, @atomic. The other option is honing in your Krav Maga to bring it to a somewhat quick end.

If 3 guys try and jump you and you start eating the first guy, the other two are probably gonna dip just saying

I know that the guy who throws the first punch is statistically significantly more likely to be the last one standing

it’s vore time @Tubby the Skelly Bones

in prison, pre-emptively go after the biggest bad-ass first in an attempt to establish dominance

just make people think you are legitemately a psychopath and u'll be good

And how he ended up in that black ops action was going to the biggest, toughest guy in the jail and bashing him with a tray.

the dominant don't have to fight as often

@Bones I've already achieved this

Many years ago

gooda

i got a better idea

And that fella he laid out *happened* to be a prison guard.

jerk off onto them

nut on their clothes

opps

Yeah, pull your pants down.

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What if a queer is fighting you

free blowie?

Them queersexuals are unpredictable

then pay another queer to kick his ass

and then shoot them in the head

Mind you, my Dad was about 5'4" on a tall day.

best way to take care of a violent bitch too

put a bounty on her head

I'm "tall" but very skinny

let two other bitches kick her ass