lol I almost got in a fight with my friend's GF the other day at dinner

@grazzt *indoctrinating children*

Not insulting although I can see why someone would think tips are insulting

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Kidnapping babies

she got really indignant that I said 10% is baseline for tipping

Cutting off random people's limbs

she said "no it used to be that way but inflation is a thing so now it's 18% as baseline"

I was like BITCH DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND MATH

Kekekkee

In the States, 20% or you get a bowling ball slammed on the hood of your car.

arresting/trying to murder some dude who was part of a different religion @grazzt

No method of arresting

If she was any good at economy why would she become a waitress

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They dont have cuffs

Lol I only tip 20% if I get outstanding service

I.e. a blowey

Honey today is going to be smashing

I only tip 100% when I get a bj

very cool

I ask for very little as a customer and tend to spend less than an hour in a seat so 10% is reasonable, if you think I'm cheap go get a different job queer

2 elections in one year

https://youtu.be/KQHNY5_96Ks

Oldie but goldie skinhead cartoon

They tell us not to judge a book by its cover...yet they do it all the time.

Spain is a funny place

I found that vid very interesting not always can you get a dispassionate analysis from a merkin

A FUCKING

MERKIN

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Not unbiased mind you lol

Ye

She a half fish

Didn't you know?

I've never watched this channel

pretty good tho so far