if u don't know, we can't tell yua

black dildo

Gotta find a fat conservative woman with a strong motherly instinct my man

you'll find out when ya grow up and meet a girl

premium box

I want Tulsi Gabbard ❤

@TheBadfish yikes

She is my future waifu

About to shove you in my premium box kid

she can join my harem

Eyyy

Asscheeks uber alles

She has got a nice looking booty

Uh ohhh

titty, titty, titty, ass, titty, ass

>not rescuing a cute trap from social nihilism and degeneracy and making him your wife (male)

Clap some Hawaiian cheeks

@Storin you sure this isn't your waifu?

woah

>being a homosexual

yeeeesh

Oh my godddd

I just ate ya bastard

I mean, I would sleep with that for money....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ferris-buellers-day-off-xT0GqfvuVpNqEf3z2w

100 bucks is 100 bucks

that is like mentioning mom during sex

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

instant freeze....

Put the premium box on her head

Then you get some value back

Dude I already got a girls number and snap today, burger king server <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

i bet Ivanka has a premium box

Arby’s server is clearly a better stomping ground

Arby's is for fat kids

Dude I take opportunities when they present <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

You gonna give her the Bacon King in the stockroom my man?

No that’s 5 guys

>trying to get pussy at Arby's
The joke writes itself

5 guys is for the gay

first of all