but i was baptised Church of England

TEA TIME

*weeps, softly exclaiming "Rule Britannia"*

idc if you belive in jesús as long as you remove kebab

i cant be a man cos i have a fucking vagina

xd

you can still be nowadays

just remove kebab

neovagina isn't a vagina

I wish to sow world chaos. I shall destroy all coffee everywhere

https://tenor.com/xLjW.gif

So, y'see the US' foind....... ....

Bastard!

ah fuck yes i won

Hey Britain what happened to the repulse and prince of Wales?

hahahahah

gtg lads

Noooo, not the coffee!

Oh right they got sunk

imma get my tequila something great just happened

😄

Never touched the stuff

coffee is the BIG gay

i don't need coffee

Remove kebab and and kosher

Also remove coffee

^

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Fucking boneless tea smh

We can be friends, Tea

I don't *need* coffee, but I want it. Gibs.

If you remove coffee I'll take away your lithium and Ritalin

Do you want us to reach for our rifles again?

coffee stunts your growth

Cause I’m reaching for my rifle again

quick, someone superimpose the photo above with Me, Myself and Irene

Not sure about friends, but

Frenemies?

I'm 6'2" and in my 30s.. my growth is just about done.

deal

Epic