I'm rooting for them, but it's not happening anytime soon

Not as long as Germany intends to subsidize Russian predatory actions

Well, hopefully Germany will be losing one of its colonies soon. Start or end of October?

Germany has colonies?

@Goodwood of Dank™ I believe it was in the house judiciary committee but I'll have to rewatch it

The UK is a tax farm, but not part of Germany's economic strategy in Eastern europe

Though they lost them after ww1

Germany is constructing a second Russian oil pipeline as we speak

Germany keeps losing colonies, yes. First after WW1, Then after WW2, and soon after Brexit.

@Wizard_of_The_West Thanks, mate.

@Cryosite Oof.

They lost there only colonies after ww1

COLONIES DONT FUCKING DIRECTLY BORDER YOU

They owned Poland and France during WW2.

Letting Russia keep its port in the baltic was a mistake

That's military occupation

And?

Kek.

The EU wasn't. Your point?

@Cryosite that's not a colony

Yes it is~

France was treated like a colony during WWII. The Germans set up quite a few tank and aircraft production lines there.

And they used French slave labor.

The UK is an island nation whose domestic populace is being replaced by a new labor force to be used as a tax farm by the Empire back home
*that sounds like a fucking colony to me*

They also tried to improve the French gene pool.

But so did we Americans, sooo...

Hell, they even formed military units of French volunteers! And I'm not talking about Vichy, either...

a country or area under the full political control of another country, typically a distant one, and occupied by settlers from that country.

That's the definition of colony

So, yes. They're colonies.

Indeed.

So we agree

Key word **FULL CONTROL**

Now, moving on from my joke.

"Assuming direct control..." —Harbinger

Germany doesnt have full control of france or the UK

>implying they don't

If they did

looool.

Germany would have alsace Lorraine back

>implying implications

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