they be like,"wow, that explains why you so big.. you grew up on a farm"

hot girls are pretty dum

but... Dum Fick Gut

😉

I could live with a dumb gal

for a time; gets old quick

women: can't live with them, can't bury them in the yard

You just need to hit their heads hard enough to suffer amnesia.

oh yeah, and make them even dummer

then set them loose in the mall

i have too little patience for stupid girls as it is

I consider that a failing of mine

Life would be so much easier if i could just bring myself to enjoy stupidity

i hungry

There comes a point where suffering stupidity begins to feel like abuse.

you have tits and are black

nice

LMFAO

@Lucienne d'Anwyl would @ManAnimal make for a great friend?

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Mounds of wholesome goodness

yum

but stupid

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yes, very stupid; sadness

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck no hes a boomer

he probably cant even play ultimate frisbee

because of his gout and arthritis

0/10 bad fren

oof

Those just make for special moves you kids can't jive to

i would kick your ASS at ultimate frizbee

you might be taller than all the Betas

not me

BOW BEFORE YOUR ANIMAL GOD

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Taller, Faster, Smarter, Slicker, More Experienced.

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