Atimes, that is.

I used to only like get tipsy for my own money in my drinking days and get absolutely orbital by drawing people into convo haha

Theyre gona make karl franz into karla franz <:why:462286147473637407>

*However* if I have the time/energy.. why not?

Hehe

Flying as much as I do.. the airlines keep me liquored up.

Hehe nice

Also, alcohol at altitude (or even cabin pressure).. higher BAC...

Higher BAC.. more drunk.

These days I'm sober and not talkative at all

Ohhhh

Woo

That'd explain a lot

(Also, the four glasses of red finally really hit.)

Yeah I could swear wine on planes is with extra vodka

So, which one of you is or the mole for Beni?

Beni Sandoz

Wait wat

I dun' really care, but I ain't daft, Beni.

Let's spoon. You'll be the little spoon.

Fuck you, I'm the big spoon.

No

Yes.

That's illegal

I'll be little spoon

So?

We all love and support Niggers here

so i have these muslim coworkers right

Eh, only when they're not niggerly.

they went to london this past weekend

Yuck move

and our polish girl colleauge was asking them if they slept together

'Cause then they're doing dumb shit, and I ain't defending the indefensible.

Niggers did nothing wrong

and fucking hell

You damn bigot

they had one room

Eh, yes they do by the term.

motherfuckers 😂

Y'know what the word nigger refers to, right.

Would you be my new dad ?