anti Americans want America to be Balkanized

At the moment it's a race for us people trying to do it legally to get our green cards lodged before hr1044 gets passed

And every state has its own specialty resource. And once every year we will hold a large sports competition with teens fighting to the death for a favor

They unironically want hunger games

well we all know florida is always gonna win

we have florida man

We have guys that literally box bears

we box gators

Bear beats gator

That's true, you guys are truly unhinged in the best possible way

tell that to your leg once you get bit by said gator

We also have all the serial killers

we have cubans

And the largest women I've ever seen

We have Filipinos

kid dont make me shove oranges into your eyes

Hahahaha

you will feel the full might of our biggest state export

I'll pop an apple in yo ass

Three or just the one?

we have better morale in florida

we got disney

and orlando magics

and the florida keys

Disney as a baseline for morals...

Sure

Morale*

Fuck disney

fuck you vampire

ah you're a Florida man that makes a lot of sense

get your twilight sparkling, contact lensed, bag lady finger nails out of here

I'm no disco ball

Twilight killed vampire movies completely

We had blade dammit!!!

Only blade can save them

A black protagonist, and it wasn't even a big deal

Westly Snipe the blackest man in Hollywood

kick ass superhero

Well, they did make a big deal out of him being mixed

your telling me edge boi teenage vampires that sparkle isn't what you considered as the agents of darkness?

Really? Shit I was just happy with the gore back then as a kid