you will feel the full might of our biggest state export

I'll pop an apple in yo ass

Three or just the one?

we have better morale in florida

we got disney

and orlando magics

and the florida keys

Disney as a baseline for morals...

Sure

Morale*

Fuck disney

fuck you vampire

ah you're a Florida man that makes a lot of sense

get your twilight sparkling, contact lensed, bag lady finger nails out of here

I'm no disco ball

Twilight killed vampire movies completely

We had blade dammit!!!

Only blade can save them

A black protagonist, and it wasn't even a big deal

Westly Snipe the blackest man in Hollywood

kick ass superhero

Well, they did make a big deal out of him being mixed

your telling me edge boi teenage vampires that sparkle isn't what you considered as the agents of darkness?

Really? Shit I was just happy with the gore back then as a kid

Twilight fan: *you just don't get it guhhh, its not made for you*

Honestly it's just spank material for young girls, and is disgusting to me as a result

I'd rather watch mlp

Ew

Unironically has better writing

Ew

It's not saying much

But still true

get outta here borg

assimilate the garbage somewhere else

Uber are you defending twilight?

Didn't realize you were a fan

no

hence why I call it garbage

@ubermensch you will be assimilated

Ahh cococooocoolll

I wonder how that would turn out if you said that to a Migrant NPC