Alternate proposal: nuke china

Who will make my apple products and tainted vape juice

kek

RL Fallout

free tibet, make the turkic muslim bit it's own country, give the mongolian part of China back to Mongolia, then give Manchuria to Japan because fuck China

Let’s give China to Taiwan

They will make it great again

probably

And give Hong Kong to the British

Hong Kong independence under a us nuclear umbrella

I'd suggest putting Hong Kong in charge of the rest of China but their government are half responsible for the current shitstorm

If people in Hong Kong could vote they elect a better gov, Hong Kong leadership is chosen by the ccp

didn't know that

Well shit then

Just put hong kong in charge of the rest of China

they'd run it better than the CCP

Taiwan has better historical precedent to run China because they were the capitalist that lost the Chinese civil war

They are officially known as the republic of China

But democracy in China will likely lead to communism again since most of China is still rural and poor

They have about 400 million people who are wealthly and the other billion would vote communist likely

Or nuke Beijing and make Nanjing the capital again

You forget about a little thing call MAD

I know about Taiwan

They brought us Panda Express, I can trust them with China

So we can all agree that if the EU decides to go full empire mode, they'd have no right to complain if the US decided to take over the western hemisphere, yes?

I’ll let Europe burn not worth the money. You make that bed you sleep in it

3rd time is not the charm

lol

Never should have gone into ww1

more like the 5th time, really

Sorry Europeans

We should've sided with Germany during WW1

I don't really know what the fuck the EU thinks it's going to do if it unifies with world power ambitions

In between Russia, who doesn't like it, and the USA, who sure as shit won't like it by that point

Nuke Europe

George Washington told us to stay out of Europe and we should heed his advice

eh

Jefferson though

We have to too many problems in America to fix and finance Europe again

Germany should be dismanteled, though

Yes a unified Germany is no bueno