but maybe you have a different definition of "straight"

straight as a turban

unless you....consider muzzies to be nonhuman?

then it'd just be beastiality....

Women are naturally attached to blokes like me

that's assuming they would be considered animals

@Maths Plural midgets?

wow

I've never met a woman married to a midget

I fuck, you don't

you sound sticky lincoln

attached...

@lunemarie @lunemarie one of the Lunemaries is a midget

I'm very sticky

@Maths Plural <:Doubt:588038713938804760>

from all the men, you're hella sticky

what

are you stupid

@lunemarie are you the midget?

I'm the only one here that gets fuck sex

one of those is my old account

@Maths Plural everybody else gets regular sex

@lunemarie
>have to accounts named the same thing on the same server

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

I lost the email I used for the other one

wow

boomer

you all talk a good game but i'm the only one here that ladies fancy

@Maths Plural <:Doubt:588038713938804760>

all the females here mfacy me

I don't think ladies fancy a Chinese Midget with a proclivity to fuck animals and rape women

As the official server loli I do not fancy you

@Maths Plural Luci's a lesbian, so no

now you have stick women upset with you

@grazzt he did say he was....STICKy

if she doesn't fancy me then she's probably ugly. not my problem, ya miserable cunts

fair

@Maths Plural or maybe you're the ugly one

🤷🏻

I am the ugliest imaginable

it’s true