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You fuckhead

Welcome to internet lore

no golden drop 4 me that curry went right through me

I didn’t shit for 5 days on my holiday

It’s all coming out this week though

Oh boy

That happens

did u go overseas?

what the fuck kind of constipation is that

Just Amsterdam and Brussels

Bruh going 5 days with no shit is ez

I used to do that all the time when I was young

thats very gentlemenly of u ... or very cowardly cant rember

>rember

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My body just needs to be comfortable in a place it knows to take a shit

I can now bully someone else

https://youtu.be/-4HOwCM6wTc

Which is why I poop twice a day at work

And I cAn talk here so much

Doubt

You sure you’re not just a twink NEET

fair nuff pep tolk

I am no NEET 😦

But you *are* a twink?

Oof

That much is obvious. Image fagmiliar

My friend called me a twinkjock, whatever the duck that means

whats a twink? they put the twinkie up the bum?

🦆

wot's a twinkie

Twinkle twinkle Little chocolate starfish

i don't do a gay

I'm gonna say that pie was bullshitting about saying duck because d is next to f

probably the bottom end

He constantly does it

It’s autocorrect on my phone lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q352oiQudOw

he's afraid of insulting god guise

Turn off autocorrect