Message from @Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm'

Discord ID: 601447371456643073


2019-07-18 16:13:59 UTC  

What are you two trying to communicate here

2019-07-18 16:14:10 UTC  

Fucking eldritch gods making first contact

2019-07-18 16:14:12 UTC  

we reached 11d

2019-07-18 16:14:14 UTC  

Mind your own, business is business

2019-07-18 16:14:24 UTC  

only way forward is up

2019-07-18 16:14:26 UTC  

Yes, I have the 💓 @livid_scrooge to tell you, this is just what a 7 year old does ... Ping ... Pong. You need to be able to make ludicrous comments .

2019-07-18 16:14:45 UTC  

The more deranged the better. It's an art.

2019-07-18 16:14:55 UTC  

Like I did.

2019-07-18 16:15:02 UTC  

Or something.

2019-07-18 16:15:10 UTC  

I’m not going on a walk right to get my kids ready for school to get me out there @TEABAG!!!

2019-07-18 16:15:19 UTC  

Yes, and you did it and we laughed!

2019-07-18 16:15:24 UTC  

marg you dont sound deranged in the slightest

2019-07-18 16:15:44 UTC  

I can fix that if you’d like.

2019-07-18 16:15:50 UTC  

@livid_scrooge What did you do? Fuxk your husband or the door knob?

2019-07-18 16:15:54 UTC  

Bring out the big fish hooks.

2019-07-18 16:16:18 UTC  

And slap big ass fucking bait on them

2019-07-18 16:16:22 UTC  

And hang them here

2019-07-18 16:16:26 UTC  

@TEABAG!!! Yeah and the day you got me to get you

2019-07-18 16:16:51 UTC  

Yeah this is like two retarded aliens trying to communicate

2019-07-18 16:16:54 UTC  

What is this

2019-07-18 16:17:07 UTC  

The sentence structure is so jarring

2019-07-18 16:17:12 UTC  

Of both of you

2019-07-18 16:17:29 UTC  

Yes... Because the door knob is just a pain in the ass or the front bum. It's horrible when you catch yourself on it.

2019-07-18 16:17:40 UTC  

Front bum?

2019-07-18 16:17:48 UTC  

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' do you know what a door knob is?

2019-07-18 16:17:53 UTC  

Yes?

2019-07-18 16:18:02 UTC  
2019-07-18 16:18:06 UTC  

We don’t have them here Because were not gay

2019-07-18 16:18:08 UTC  

So be it, I don’t have the right of way when it comes to disagreeing, maybe it’s for the best

2019-07-18 16:18:29 UTC  

Come on now, don’t get down

2019-07-18 16:18:38 UTC  

Making me feel bad

2019-07-18 16:18:40 UTC  

Either way ... It makes you walk funny out the door .

2019-07-18 16:18:49 UTC  

Indeed

2019-07-18 16:18:53 UTC  

I walk funny Either way Rn

2019-07-18 16:18:56 UTC  

So eh

2019-07-18 16:19:45 UTC  

No you need an excuse for walking funny. .. seriously, because if you're a woman - you don't want someone to think you don't know how to insert Tampax.

2019-07-18 16:19:48 UTC  

But at least I can pretend I came back from ‘nam or something

2019-07-18 16:19:57 UTC  

>woman

2019-07-18 16:20:01 UTC  

Careful now

2019-07-18 16:20:47 UTC  

Well it happened to my friend once and she walked in funny. Then said that it may have gone in the wrong way. It turns out her front bum spat it out.

2019-07-18 16:20:54 UTC  

It happens.