@Laucivol If it were consensual and not with a keyboard

@Laucivol there's gotta be R34 of that shit

Keyboard-chan?

(That's what the media shoulda asked Sargonx by the way.)

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck No doubt.

@HunDread gay

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@HunDread Can't rape the willing.

@Laucivol Can in Eastern Europe.

@Laucivol hold my beer

"Rape me daddy" is a thing here

@HunDread Also, per implications, it's gotta be a keyboard.

You are the only one implying that I **should** rape a keyboard

https://youtu.be/267Zihh6T0g

I only said that I wouldn't.

@HunDread sounds like truely free women

@Muten It's actually impressive, but quite disturbing.

No, I'm *inferring*.

What if your deduction is wrong then @Laucivol

Also, you could just say "fucking ripped outta my mind" and that would be adequate. XD

I cannot cover all sets of possibilities, in particular ones beyond sensorial reach.

I miss WKUK

Like so far gone that rational decision making doesn't exist. Lol

what about LIT AF

is that adequate

**doesn't, fixed orig

Damnit, flight is landing.

ah shit he's reaching the LZ

check the charges, let the boomer boom

LIT AF is also an acceptable answer for doing dumb shit.

Like raping a keyboard.

it would have to impessive

and not just dumb

At least to the person observing the event

gotcha gotcha

duly noted

(Though from one side consent cannot be given by the inanimate... nor can it be denied.)

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that is neither here nor there

splitting hairs at this point

Denial can't be given by a non-human animal