you fat lard

chase me

you cant

_gasps_

Weez, YOU had that "beach body ready" debacle

i will fucking sit on you

Fuck, what's the word

**na na na na boo boo**

you cant reach me

slow ass mcfatass lookin ass

England is as bad as USA when it comes to fat-acceptance

_waddles after @Spooky Melon_

HEY YOu

you come back here!

Not to mention obesity

the duopoly of the weights

Yet we don't have nearly as many issues as the USA does when it comes to obesity

_hands on knees... panting_

lightweights have a higher dodge chance

oh jesus christ you fucker

heavyweights have more hp

my thyroid

agggghhh

No, you just have a healthcare system that barely works

Because it's underfunded

For some reason

Like everything in this country

Yeah?

oh its underfunded

tax people more

Got us there.

We've gone through a decade of hard austerity...

Yeah, because it was funded assuming peole are even modestly fit

heres a secondary idea @Weez

Every sector has been cut.

maybe

if the british

weren't paying for men to cut their balls off

they'd have money for other things

A tiny cost

But you lost your best fat camp somewhere in the 60's