Message from @livid_scrooge
Discord ID: 604872832278593541
Just trying to teach everypony here the power of friendship
gas the ponies
We don't use gasoline since most of our vehicles are horse-drawn
Womp womp.
Don't you mean pony-drawn?
you know what would be cool
middle ages without the dark ages
im gonna write that
douse the horses and carriages with gasoline indiscriminately and set them all alight
so like all the knowledge wasn't lost
The horses are second class citizens here at Equestria, unfortunately!
I think I'll write a story about how a magical portal to another realm manifests in Detroit, and a bunch of hostile ponies pour through to invade.
It's fine, ponies don't need light what with all the friendship
And then they're gunned down.
like we care, I'm shooting everyone in whatever place you are on sight
enjoy your friendship in hell pony
kek
<:GetDownOnTheBarn:590619824640753697>
You got a mouse in your pocket?
I've never seen MLP so I don't actually know how embarrassing it *should* be to be more than 7 years old and "into" the series
but I suspect very embarrassing
I'm cool man, but ponies gotta go
@n meowzers Might want to look at Byzantines the Romans who still lived in the middle ages
@MrNumbers Would you care to join in our friendship circle?
sire thing, let me grab a few things from my safe...."friendship box"
Ooo! Roleplay! We here at ponyville love roleplay
It is speculated that calcium phosphide—made by boiling bones in urine, within a closed vessel—was an ingredient of some ancient Greek fire formulas.[4]
Ok, great!
holy shit
Take your time!
"I used to be a brony like you, then I took an arrow to the throat."
imagine boiling bones in urine and then throwing explosive powder at enemies
Ponies don't need arrows, we have magic
lol yearspastmatter
The magic of friendship
My god, this server is accending.
<:betterthanyou:588043426155593728> fucking romans man