I was once blind and then now I see ... Its still dirty .

people order food because they don't have the time to cook

let me remind you

a blowjob only takes a few minutes

curious

you were always blind if the 'too much masterbation' ledgend has any truth to it

it's like sloth does not exist

Oh women still can't do stuff ... Trust me I am a woman.

Sometimes act like it

which HAS given rise to the gig economy

so unfortunately, there is some truth to that

We starve because you men think all of us are ... Feministas

if more women embraced the cock they wouldn't be starving

Too many women are shit. I can only suggest you be the change you want to see

embraced my*

https://tenor.com/view/hen-chicken-rooster-cockadoodle-doo-wake-up-gif-5434506

you don't have a cock silly willy

the great cock

i don't see one on your pic

or anywhere it could hide

i guess you need a strap on or you're gonna be a bottom bitch 😉

You think with your dick ... Stop putting your own dick in your mouth and think for a while.

Oof.

but it feels so good

He can't

If he could, he wouldn't be on here

^ says your mom

I think you need to get a woman ... Because Pamela and the five sister's, can't satisfy you.

One of the more unsavory aspects of the millenial invasion of the internet is the resurgence of "your mom" jokes.

Your mom

Damn

What's next? The reanimation of the "dead baby" joke fad?

ur mom

lmao

your M O M'S GOT THE GAY

why would i want a woman? women don't have large, throbbing fucksticks

guess what your mom's a WOMAN

and women don't exist!!!

I tell you what ... My mom fucked your dad and you ended up being related to me ... Gave me the excuse to fart on your face.

ur momma so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits -around- the house