I’ve tried changing my diet.
More fiber. Less fiber.
More protein. Less protein. *All* protein.
Carb reduced. Carb free. No gluten. Extra gluten.
You name it, I’ve done it.

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And that's been happening for a long time.

alright, alright

better answer

if you shit liquids

how can it cause bleeding

make your shits runny <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

Oh I just tell. Them. Let's. Fuck

And it sometimes works

And other times doesn't.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP

oh my god

not this again

END ME GOD

*microwave waifu when*

I don’t shit liquids. I shit fairly normal shits. Fairly normal shits that run amok with my internal hemorrhoids, which then bleed... and result in a toilet bowl that looks like you’ve poured six cans of tomato soup down in there.

Me and the lads (2019, colorized)
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/598761542200197120/605580307562758155/REEEEE_moon_man_Pepe_keke_pedo_bear_angry_animated_NOO_guns_shoot_.gif

well why do you have internal hemorrhoids

and thats why im saying

if you shat liquids

it would not cause bleeding

so make your shit

liquid

for your health

If you shit liquid... fairly sure you’d need to wipe, son...

**get a bidet**

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if its liquid

Llmao

it'll come off fast

Do toilet paper is feminine...
But a bidet isn’t?

That’s ur argument?!

Lmao

wat

Toppest of keks

did you have a stroke?

Did you just have **multiple** strokes?

>not the GIF

how dare you