Message from @UnScottable
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yea my mom has a phobia of roaches cuz she was traumatized by living in a house infested with flying roaches as a child
I had to yeet one just 4 hours ago
don't tell the roaches that, otherwise I won't just be able to kill 'em with my shoes
LMFAO
u yeeted a Muslim?
Florida roaches are huge. Shortly before my family moved away (when I was fifteen), I smashed one with a shoe so hard, all that was left was tiny bits of chitin and gooey innards.
*high five
this nigga flies
my mom lived in a house infested with those as a kid lol
and this is the only difference from the house roach
Aside from ability to fly
My sister freaks out every time one flies in
i hate those fuckers
She immediately goes into "OH FUCK INFESTATION" mode
God's m istake
Roaches are disgusting. Every single one could vanish and I'd do a happy dance.
^^ god's mistake
they can survive mcnukes bruh
Yeah.
never say never
@UnScottable that's a myth
i said people would never confuse gender
i was wrong
pfft trust me
you drop a nuke on florida
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!
the roaches will remain
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the roaches represent the inherent evil within
not my style nuke
trust me, you drop a nuke on florida and I'll no longer have a roach problem
anti-roach nuke
insects in general are more tolerant of radiation
simply because they only use genes when they molt
but as far as insects go, roaches are not the most radiation-resistent
but not HEAT
_pushes glasses up_
WELL OK THEN
MR FACTS AND LOGIC