@Jokerfaic Projection

if your conspiracy theory existed before the event in question happened then it's really not fair to call it a conspiracy theory

good point

that should be like occams razor for conspiracy

24 hours before the event wacky conspiracy theorists predicted exactly what happened, why they're wrong, coming up next

the weird quirk in all of this is that the demands for investigation wont just come from one side of the aisle like the seth rich stuff

PEople who hate Trump and have TDS insist he is involved, while on the right people see the Clintons behind this

it's a weird confluence thats putting pressure on from both sides

why the fuck would trump kill the man who would cut off the head of his political and financial rivals?

he wouldnt, but the trump derangement syndrome people insist hes involved

fucks sake

the only problem with the deep state theory I have is how can people with so much secret influence be this incompetent
@Jokerfaic T.D.S. knows no logic

```DO NOT DELAY MR EPSTEIN```

but in a way im happy to indulge their delusion if it ends up leading to more calls for investigation

AOC is calling for it

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Joe Scaraborough already linking it to Trump and Russia

i heard you guys wanted some razors of the occam kind

fine clean cuts

the only problem with the Russia controls everything theory I have is how can people with so much secret influence be this incompetent

russia controls everything so good they conduct missile tests withh the nuclear warhead attached

while the engine explodes and spreads the warhead material around

HOW CAN RBMK RECTOR EXPLODE!

imagine how lucky these retards are

This is apparently the Russian site first big explosion

if the warhead actually detonated instead of disintegrating

IKR

god knows what

it's still grossly retarded event

why not detach the warhead

if I was russian i'd make a killer with iodine pills now

do you know just how hard it is to initiate supercriticality in a way that consumes even a fraction of the fissile material on purpose, never mind by accident

thank goodness for that

needless to say that didnt stop retards on /pol/ equating the explosion to a nuclear one

it was funny to watch

although, a ICBM probably has enough fuel to create a couple kiloton explosion, enough to look like a small atomic event.

```The first weapon to be discovered was found nearly intact. However, the conventional explosives from the other two bombs that fell on land detonated without setting off a nuclear explosion (akin to a dirty bomb explosion). This ignited the pyrophoric plutonium, producing a cloud that was dispersed by a 30-knot (56 km/h; 35 mph) wind. A total of 260 ha (2.6 square kilometres (1.0 sq mi)) was contaminated with radioactive material. This included residential areas, farmland (especially tomato farms) and woods.[22]

To defuse alarm of contamination, on 8 March[23] the Spanish minister for information and tourism Manuel Fraga Iribarne and the United States ambassador Angier Biddle Duke swam on nearby beaches in front of press.[24] First the ambassador and some companions swam at Mojácar[23] — a resort 15 km (9 mi) away — and then Duke and Fraga swam at the Quitapellejos beach in Palomares.[25]

Despite the cost and number of personnel involved in the cleanup, forty years later there remained traces of the contamination. Snails have been observed with unusual levels of radioactivity.[26] Additional tracts of land have also been appropriated for testing and further cleanup. However, no indication of health issues has been discovered among the local population in Palomares.[24]```

and with the warheads material in the mix the end result would probably be about the same