Kek.

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_9f42cd99-34b5-4f97-9cf8-d1fa7e7bc2bd?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg

Ah, the return of the why boner...*with a vengeance...*

>Be me
>Be a member of some Muslim Terrorist Group that nobody knows of
>"Mohammed, we're gonna bomb some place"
>None of Hakeem's plans ever work, he's literally fucking retarded, why did mother have to keep him
>go along with plan
>It works for once, we storm a base in Israel and make off with some 10/10 women and some neural tech, which we've never seen, because we're about 250 years behind on tech
>We fiddle around with the neural tech and hook it up to the explosives strapped on our chest, somehow
>Proceed to rape said women on pain of death
>some 11/10 white woman named Vanessa starts giving me head
>I shoot the seed of Allah onto her face, and the neural tech starts to beep
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Our bombs explode

(IT'S A JOKE, BUZZFEED!)

(nah nah, fuck you buzzfeed, I hope you end up at the soup line)

kek

you are forgiven

for posting that inflated pony shit

with that little story

thanks buddy old pal

np

It started with me thinking about how neural tech might act wonky when somebody orgasms

Then I thought of Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband who is also her brother, and how he's a Muslim, so he'll probably bomb shit

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1154428713624170496

I thought Kushner was doing shady shit with Turkey

or was that someone else

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/conduct-immediate-congressional-investigation-rep-ilhan-omar-0

its so hard to remember all the retards

this seems like a stretch

>13k people have signed

because it is a stretch

I mean, she SHOULD be investigated for the allegations of her marrying her brother

stupid fuckers need to respect democracy and vote the cunt out like civilized people

but not by federal agents

Just have the local police or some shit

I'm sure congress will auto-aware itself on the matter

after Tawhidi comes forward to testify

Tawhidi's testifying?

when?

planning

>TBA

***OOF***

make a statement

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1154427173232447488

Y'know what kinda struck me as odd?

the number 5

AOC and Omar having funding scandals

between themselves?

not between themselves

or AOC with pelosi?

AOC with her campaign manager IIRC