right

often its because they give them good deals

and we're buyin

oil or cocaine

Cocaine any day

also *somewhat better* for pr

so we look less like conquerors

even if we'd be doing a better job

unless they're Essential Oils™

that shit is magical

I laughed so hard when the customs seized tons of cocaine and then CIA were like "wait, that was ours"

it does some work to keep china and the left off our ass

@Uksio where

A few years ago

link

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google it

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I can't find it.
Will ask the guy who linked it before

we need to give riot squads flamethrowers

He is a gunsmith who works with the feds, he sometimes has some of the most obscure stuff on hand

CIA is buying cocaine routinely for "mission purposes"
And that is not a secret since 1980 contra controversy

Only we will never know what kind of "mission" are they on

either diplomacy, or snuffing out cartels

probably

funny is that they ship it on your usual ships, in the open, tight into the US ports

i mean, what else are they gonna do

"hey guys lets get a fucking submarine for our crack for no reason"

drug submarines are kinda fascinating

Not a full submesrsible, but as far as snorkeling u-boats go, that is quite a feat of home-engineering that they don't drown

They're a holdover from the cocaine cowboy days when they worked

Today, drug subs; Tomorrow, drug zeppelins!

>imagining a zeppelin get shot down instantaneously by airforce

I think they would rather invest in a tunnel-digging equipment

Hindenburg was a meth lab in disguise

all airspace is heavily controlled

I mean, if they do all the paperwork they could probably get a legal flight path.

they wouldnt dare use anything airborne aside from a hot air balloon