Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

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2019-07-29 03:46:51 UTC  

Well their vampires aren't really the same, and laughably are easier to handle in some ways.

2019-07-29 03:47:14 UTC  

Oof.

2019-07-29 03:47:22 UTC  

OH dude! @KaiserDoom

2019-07-29 03:47:25 UTC  

Vampires are kinda a dime-a-dozen in Marvel tbh

2019-07-29 03:47:30 UTC  

do you watch deathbattle at all?

2019-07-29 03:47:47 UTC  

But yeah, the SJWs are Blade's uphill ice-skating motherfuckers.

2019-07-29 03:48:00 UTC  

Vampires in the middle-east are basically caused by being buried on unconsecrated ground or without proper burial rites. Also individuals with proper holy symbols and or salt can easily repel these things. Also middle-eastern vampires suck out your soul, not drink blood.

2019-07-29 03:48:19 UTC  

oof

2019-07-29 03:48:21 UTC  

metal

2019-07-29 03:48:21 UTC  

also I don't really watch death battle, seen it once. thats about it

2019-07-29 03:48:24 UTC  

So they're basically sissies.

2019-07-29 03:48:31 UTC  
2019-07-29 03:48:38 UTC  

Have him fight Ghouls tbh

2019-07-29 03:48:38 UTC  

Not really, they're just easily beaten by trivial means.

2019-07-29 03:48:44 UTC  

@KaiserDoom next episode is ghost rider vs Lobo

2019-07-29 03:48:50 UTC  

since Ghouls are originally Middle-Eastern

2019-07-29 03:48:51 UTC  

I saw the one death battle where it was Raven vs Twilight Sparkle. Talk about a mismatch.

2019-07-29 03:48:58 UTC  

Starscream?

2019-07-29 03:49:18 UTC  

European vampires also vary, but standardly normal vampires don't actually burn to death in sunlight. That's just a modern movie thing. You actually have to behead it and or burn the corpse and the heart

2019-07-29 03:49:40 UTC  

Also European vampires for the most part have OCD, and also hard-core adhere to the rules of hospitality

2019-07-29 03:49:43 UTC  

EuroVampies also can control the weather IIRC

2019-07-29 03:49:53 UTC  

not all europ vamps, only some

2019-07-29 03:49:58 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ yeah, they had a few silly ones like that

2019-07-29 03:50:03 UTC  

That would explain all the vampires in daylight in Hellsing Ultimate/Abridged.

2019-07-29 03:50:28 UTC  

also Euro-vamps are only stopped by a steak to the heart as a means to paralyze vampires as it stops blood flow.

2019-07-29 03:50:30 UTC  

I actually hated that video; thought it was extremely unfair to even think about such a contest.

2019-07-29 03:50:51 UTC  

it wasn't really about competition, just serving the fad

2019-07-29 03:51:04 UTC  

Stake, not steak. Unless the vampire is vegan.

2019-07-29 03:51:07 UTC  

Vampires also cannot cross running water as it contains Anima, it is also god's blood. A stagnant river or a polluted river is crossable by a vampire.

2019-07-29 03:51:12 UTC  

the real matches are things like Beast vs Goliath

2019-07-29 03:51:39 UTC  

I see.

2019-07-29 03:51:57 UTC  

>Jotaro vs Kenshiro

2019-07-29 03:52:03 UTC  

I remember one where it was Deadpool vs. Pinkie Pie. That was...interesting, actually.

2019-07-29 03:52:23 UTC  

Neither won. They ended up fighting the animators.

2019-07-29 03:52:28 UTC  

>Goku vs Superman pts. 1 and 2 were pretty fucking biased tbh

2019-07-29 03:52:40 UTC  

Oof.

2019-07-29 03:52:55 UTC  

Vampires must be invited into a private home, they don't need to be invited into an inn or public space. Holy Symbols also don't do shit to them if you don't have faith in your god. Holy water does count to hurting them on the other hand. A vampire in your home may also invite another vampire inside.

2019-07-29 03:54:02 UTC  

Basically Euro-Vampries while having a bunch of powers and also do a load of shit. Although they are super vulnerable at day as none of their supernatural bullshit works beyond Mesmerization and super strength

2019-07-29 03:54:18 UTC  
2019-07-29 03:54:18 UTC  

So, feel free to drag the fucker into sunlight to kill him

2019-07-29 03:54:18 UTC  

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