Message from @Spooky Melon
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Now, for nuanced.. is *all* homosexuality choice *or* genetic predisposition? Wasn't making that claim. XD
It's the difference between having the San Francisco lisp and taking it up the ass, one is a choice one is a natural urge
So you want to be a shtposter, huh? It's not easy.
This guide will teach you "thirty second shtpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second shtpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shtpost".
"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shtpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shtposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shtposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shtpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. shtposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shtposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shtposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shtposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second shtpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shtpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a shtpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shtposts in a second.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second sh*tpost"! がんばって!
@DanknessArising I've eaten shrimp ice cream so yes
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I’d try it if it was free
It wasn't good but it was a good experience
I’m not paying for it though
I didn't pay, I had it at an anime convention
Free samples
The calamari one wasn't that bad I must admit
Yeah, I’d try a sample or a scoop if a friend had a tub or some shit
The squid ink ice cream tasted like shit though
It also stained my tongue
I might go see if I could buy a small bit to try the mustard one.
Can't do shrimp 'cause that might end me, though.
Their plan backfired
Want to know something? Shota and Loli is banned in Canada and anime conventions still sell it
wait kamala is running?
i think this is inaccurate
it doesnt even mention tulsi or yang gang
ye
Like I went by the body pillow section and most of it was naked children with post it notes over the sensitive areas
but is kamala running?
and i know damn well tulsi would be higher than kamala anyway, so this graph is shit
rip
Doesn't matter, Trump will win
I agree
All others are clowns in the ClownWorld
But we shouldn't get as big headed about it as Dems 2016
Want to hear a funny joke?
Canadian Immigration Minister is a Somalian Refugee that wants to increase migration from Somalia to Canada by 350% in the next 4 years
the real election hacker
Joker read what I just said and think about it
Why is a refugee in government?
because someone really sucks at playing stellaris