Message from @DanknessArising

Discord ID: 606547545312722944


2019-08-01 17:48:38 UTC  

here the clip *(re-post so was posted in the wrong channel, thus moderated.)*
https://youtu.be/OwEQAMnUOSw

2019-08-01 17:52:01 UTC  

@Windleaf I think they mean ensure unless I don't know my american english

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606544678753402880/9p31tf7nbtd31.png

2019-08-01 17:52:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606544900388945978/unknown.png

2019-08-01 17:54:46 UTC  

@Ray Poreon it's funny because when you look it up there are like 12 cases dating back at least 20 years, all usually involving lesbians

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606545373476945950/6241993f-955a-4941-9651-1d700c9ea3b6.jpg

2019-08-01 17:56:14 UTC  

I mean this ensures I won't donate my sperm

2019-08-01 17:56:30 UTC  

At least to anything not involving the sciences

2019-08-01 17:57:31 UTC  

>they need a man to survive

2019-08-01 17:58:07 UTC  

should you be sued by the state for frivolous lawsuits?

2019-08-01 17:58:25 UTC  

or they will become even more bitchy like "all the good men are taken"

2019-08-01 17:58:36 UTC  

They're lesbians

2019-08-01 17:58:44 UTC  

oof

2019-08-01 17:59:00 UTC  

If they said that then it helps prove that lesbianism is a choice

2019-08-01 18:00:35 UTC  

I actually believe most lesbians are that by choice and grow out of it as around 90% of the lesbians I've known have become married to men and I met them in an Arts School

2019-08-01 18:00:39 UTC  

Homosexuality is absolutely a choice.. or it's a disease.

2019-08-01 18:01:09 UTC  

No not homosexuality, lesbianism

2019-08-01 18:01:25 UTC  

Homosexuals aren't by choice, Lesbians are

2019-08-01 18:01:40 UTC  

Lesbianism is a form of homosexuality.

2019-08-01 18:02:04 UTC  

(Homosexuality being like with like. )

2019-08-01 18:02:27 UTC  

Yes, but those we call homosexual actually stick with it and aren't the flamboyant gay phase people those are faggots and lesbians

2019-08-01 18:03:06 UTC  

Now, for nuanced.. is *all* homosexuality choice *or* genetic predisposition? Wasn't making that claim. XD

2019-08-01 18:03:26 UTC  

It's the difference between having the San Francisco lisp and taking it up the ass, one is a choice one is a natural urge

2019-08-01 18:04:05 UTC  

So you want to be a shtposter, huh? It's not easy.
This guide will teach you "thirty second shtpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shtpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shtpost".

"What should my post contain?"

The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shtpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shtposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shtposting trends and draw inspiration from them.

As a beginner, you may copy a shtpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. shtposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.

Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shtposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.

There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shtposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.

Many shtposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shtpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shtpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shtpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shtposts in a second.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second sh*tpost"! がんばって!

2019-08-01 18:04:06 UTC  

@DanknessArising I've eaten shrimp ice cream so yes

2019-08-01 18:04:26 UTC  

<:forsenWhat:603967345110548507>

2019-08-01 18:04:37 UTC  

I’d try it if it was free

2019-08-01 18:04:42 UTC  

It wasn't good but it was a good experience

2019-08-01 18:04:52 UTC  

I’m not paying for it though

2019-08-01 18:05:07 UTC  

I didn't pay, I had it at an anime convention

2019-08-01 18:05:13 UTC  

Free samples

2019-08-01 18:05:43 UTC  

The calamari one wasn't that bad I must admit

2019-08-01 18:05:44 UTC  

Yeah, I’d try a sample or a scoop if a friend had a tub or some shit

2019-08-01 18:06:14 UTC  

The squid ink ice cream tasted like shit though

2019-08-01 18:06:34 UTC  

It also stained my tongue

2019-08-01 18:06:41 UTC  

I might go see if I could buy a small bit to try the mustard one.

2019-08-01 18:07:02 UTC  

Can't do shrimp 'cause that might end me, though.

2019-08-01 18:07:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606548449864974338/wBVdUEkxPEaYHxEN4nlx1oQ21A9WXiOCdjj8vTCIpBQ.png

2019-08-01 18:07:04 UTC  

Their plan backfired

2019-08-01 18:07:27 UTC  

Want to know something? Shota and Loli is banned in Canada and anime conventions still sell it

2019-08-01 18:08:21 UTC  

idk

2019-08-01 18:08:27 UTC  

wait kamala is running?