if you havent seen it, just google "paheal how to train your dragon"

>Gore and Snuff fetish

>How to train your dragon

whats worst is that my all time waifu is ruffnut

WHY

as i said, i like cunts and tomboys

I don't have a HTTYD waifu

because they're shit waifus

>ruffnut

i mean theres like two girls in a village of vikings

>nut

its either ruffnut or astrid

yes, RUFF NUT

```“Do it!” Grail said with lust in her eyes. “Shower me in your divine seed, my lord.”```
I don't know why this is so funny

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and astrid is the one who has numerous gore and snuff art of her

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''''Anybody working in Metropolis Paragon Hospital are bound by two rules: never say derogatory things about ramen, and leave the hell away from Doctor Naruto Uzumaki's Kawasaki Ninja H2R motorcycle. The last time someone accidentally scratched his motorcycle while belittling his obsession with ramen, let's just say that certain someone was last seen swimming in a shark pit near the coast of Queensland.''''

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck how do you do the black box thing

absolute autism

@Ayylmao that was the first paragraph

i cant. i just cant

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"No one really knew about Naruto's past though, mainly because he always joked about being a ninja, but it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine. A few years ago, a gang war broke out in the hospital. The gunfight should have massacred dozens of innocent lives, but the surveillance camera caught footage of Naruto subduing all the perpetrators in A&E, escorting patients out of the premise, rescuing trapped children from a nearby medical ward, and having a ramen feast in the cafeteria, and he did all that at the same time."

@Ayylmao

what date was this written

"After the ordeal, coupled with Naruto's unhealthy love for visiting casinos and drinking shaken and not stirred Vodka Martini, the staff in the hospital dubbed the eccentric blond "James Bond". Needless to say, he was shameless enough to accept that title with glee. However, his attire left much to be desired. T-shirt, ripped jeans, worn-out sneakers, if he didn't put on his lab coat and stethoscope, one would mistake him as a trigger-happy sociopath."

@Ayylmao

August 2016-August 2017

this writing is making me conscious about my over use of ","

use this: ```

or this: ``

or even this: `

put it on both sides of what you want to quote @N Word

```The Fic was Unfathomably gay``

``yes``

Is the spider man one better? @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

....yes?

the grammar's weird tho

weirder than how he normally does it

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@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck theres 208 fucking chapters to that fanfic