@Weez they're just jealous.

They must be.

I taught my 5 yo niece to play chess. I told her checkmate is when the king can't move. She plays a4 and declares checkmate because my king can't move.

God bless.

Or shut up and keep me appraised of what’s being streamed about. >:C

We're everything they wish they could be.

you offended me with your n-words

They don't even have a wall yet.

Norris

@Steven Hawking wanna play a few games after this?

Getting into an argument with crazed equalists before telling them you’re autistic and were part of a minority the whole time, and then just watching them turn heel and start sucking up to you

Because their logic is shit

The other day I was driving along when I saw a whole family of black people, they were all eating watermelon, it made me smile.

@Steven Hawking are you saying you lost to a 5yo at chess?

@Carsen if you're down I'm down, we can use basic game theory along with the paradigm espoused in Winning Quickly With Black to try and model when the exchange happens

yes unfortunately it happened NPC

lul

F.

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@Samer maybe I'm super tired and high right now but yeah I'll lose a few games of chess to you

Trump is the Worst White Nationalist in the World; White Nationalists probably wouldn't let their daughter marry a Jewish Man.

sounds like a plan

Unfortunately, the main loophole is chess is that you can technically declare victory at any point.

The superior version of chess is Hnefatafl

dm when you wanna.

problem with chess is if you play online unless it's blitz there are too many cheaters

We should correct for this.

welp.

@MrNumbers play with server players

like, chess servers

“Donald Trump and Ben Shapiro are white nationalists”

*but the white people stole the land first!!*

since the members are legit

yea, lots of cheaters there too

Tulsi2020

@MrNumbers which one?

>Ben Shapiro

I play go more than chess

Shut up about Tulsi

I played a dude recently. He blundered his queen on 5 separate occasions. I offered takebacks once. He manages to save his queen and give me mate in five. He went from a +3 advantage to a -20 disadvantage in one move.

I FUCKING LOVE GO