Message from @randomNPCno3

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2019-08-07 15:24:49 UTC  

I know enough about chess to know about the Sicilian defense, which is to say. Not that much

2019-08-07 15:25:02 UTC  

ah I see you've also been burned by the fried pox

2019-08-07 15:25:03 UTC  

any variations within it?

2019-08-07 15:25:05 UTC  

Discuss the existence and level of first turn advantage that belongs to white.

2019-08-07 15:25:08 UTC  

kek

2019-08-07 15:25:12 UTC  

Everyone is racist. What matters is if you act on it.

2019-08-07 15:25:12 UTC  

I know how the pieces move and that's about it

2019-08-07 15:25:16 UTC  

I play the St. George Defense

Hello

2019-08-07 15:25:26 UTC  

That’s some solid game design theory exercise

2019-08-07 15:25:30 UTC  

I play the autist defense

You know what’s fun?

2019-08-07 15:25:54 UTC  

Flipping the table over and reeeeeing?

2019-08-07 15:25:55 UTC  

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

2019-08-07 15:25:55 UTC  

@Carsen 1st move is a win for black, white is in a zugzwang.

2019-08-07 15:26:01 UTC  

@Carsen white only maintains advantage for a number of rounds, after that black gains a decisive advantage in forcing reactions and shaping the game

2019-08-07 15:26:05 UTC  

instead of the boy who cried wolf... the girl who cried racist

2019-08-07 15:26:16 UTC  

uh oh.. the israeli has arrived

2019-08-07 15:26:17 UTC  

Wiping the board with my arm and shrieking

2019-08-07 15:26:27 UTC  

Oho! Let’s draw some statistical models that shows when the exchange happens!

2019-08-07 15:26:28 UTC  

Called it!

2019-08-07 15:26:35 UTC  

What're you trying to say about my people and I?

2019-08-07 15:26:37 UTC  

And see if we can determine some saddlepoints.

2019-08-07 15:26:42 UTC  

The Israeli people have done nothing to you.

2019-08-07 15:26:44 UTC  

@Weez they're just jealous.

2019-08-07 15:26:50 UTC  

They must be.

2019-08-07 15:26:50 UTC  

I taught my 5 yo niece to play chess. I told her checkmate is when the king can't move. She plays a4 and declares checkmate because my king can't move.

2019-08-07 15:26:53 UTC  

God bless.

2019-08-07 15:26:56 UTC  

Or shut up and keep me appraised of what’s being streamed about. >:C

2019-08-07 15:26:57 UTC  

We're everything they wish they could be.

2019-08-07 15:26:59 UTC  

you offended me with your n-words

2019-08-07 15:27:03 UTC  

They don't even have a wall yet.

2019-08-07 15:27:13 UTC  

Norris

2019-08-07 15:27:14 UTC  

@Steven Hawking wanna play a few games after this?

Getting into an argument with crazed equalists before telling them you’re autistic and were part of a minority the whole time, and then just watching them turn heel and start sucking up to you

Because their logic is shit

2019-08-07 15:27:27 UTC  

The other day I was driving along when I saw a whole family of black people, they were all eating watermelon, it made me smile.

2019-08-07 15:27:28 UTC  

@Steven Hawking are you saying you lost to a 5yo at chess?

2019-08-07 15:27:37 UTC  

@Carsen if you're down I'm down, we can use basic game theory along with the paradigm espoused in Winning Quickly With Black to try and model when the exchange happens

2019-08-07 15:27:45 UTC  

yes unfortunately it happened NPC

2019-08-07 15:27:49 UTC  

lul