pls beg

**Your mom** has donated 79 coins to you, as well as a <:padlock:573151569370021898> **Padlock** WOW

aww, thanks mom

pls work

You need to wait **7 minutes and 39 seconds** until you can work again!

pls search

**CAR** You got caught! You paid a cop 63 coins to stay out of prison.

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

pls pet

pls pet

<:blue:573152473926205442> **`COMMON EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Article 13 Shutdown**
*Memes have been banned. In order to get them back, you need to write `protest` in chat now. The more people that do it, the higher the reward!*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

protect

protest

pls pet play

You started a live stream with Crack Boulder.

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Crack Boulder** found a <:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** for you!

lol

pls shop shredded

pls use shredded

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

y

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up. You feel extremely nauseous and constipated, and you have to make an emergency trip to the hospital. You lose `4` experience points.

fuck off

small chance indeed

pls pet

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Crack Boulder.

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls beg

**Danny DeVito** has donated 21 coins to you, as well as a <:pinkphallicobject:573151343263350804> **Pink Phallic Object**