pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

It was heads! You have been awarded one coin!

pls trivia

2

1

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `27° Million F (15° Million C)`

pls trivia

2

no ignoramus, the correct answer was `Australopithecus Afarensis`

That’s a myth

But I do remember by science class saying Australopithecus AFRICANUS

pls gamble

You need to bet something.

pls gamble 10

pls gamble 100

pls gamble 100

pls gamble 100

pls gamble 100

pls work

You need to wait **32 minutes and 52 seconds** until you can work again!

pls meme

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **4** coins

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