pls use alcohol

<:alcohol:573152512530579456> **Alcohol** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

n

Alright, let's pretend that never happened.

pls sell alcohol

pls deposit max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Maud Pie.

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls beg

**Wendy** has donated 8 coins to @stoneyhippo!

pls meme

pls beg

**T-Series** has donated 8 coins to @stoneyhippo!

pls work

You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use `pls work list` to see a list of the available jobs

pls work list 2

pls work porn star

@stoneyhippo Congratulations, you are now working as a **Porn Star**!
You're required to work at least **3** times a day via `pls work`, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is **230 coins per hour**.

pls work

**Work for Porn Star** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Hit or m _ _ _ I guess they never huh?`

e

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.

**stoneyhippo**, find the missing word in the following sentence;
`Hit or mi _ _ I guess they never huh?`

ss

That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.

**stoneyhippo**, find the missing word in the following sentence;
`Hit or mis _ I guess they never huh?`

s

@stoneyhippo You lost the mini-game because you ran out of attempts. The word was `miss,`

**BOSS** Poor effort stoneyhippo, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `118` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls work

You need to wait **59 minutes and 10 seconds** until you can work again!

pls meme