pls sell day

pls beg

**Your mom** has donated 41 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Alcoholic**
*It's time to get wasted. The quickest person to type `drink` wins the grand prize, with others getting lower prizes.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
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pls deposit max

**89** coins deposited

drink

pls beg

**Gordon Ramsay** has donated 23 coins to @stoneyhippo!

yeah boi

Type drink!

Fail.

You could've got some alcohol too, if you'd paid attention.

pls beg

**Dwight Shrute**: you get **NOTHING**

pls penis

not bad

pls use alcohol

<:alcohol:573152512530579456> **Alcohol** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

n

Alright, let's pretend that never happened.

pls sell alcohol

pls deposit max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Maud Pie.

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls beg

**Wendy** has donated 8 coins to @stoneyhippo!

pls meme

pls beg

**T-Series** has donated 8 coins to @stoneyhippo!