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<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

y

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese coarse through your veins. You grow stronger.

You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of `9.24%`. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.

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