**Melmsie's Beard**: oh hell nah

pls beg

**Default Jonesy** has donated 45 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**Bill Nye** has donated 18 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

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**Elon Musk** has donated 12 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls deposit all

**91** coins deposited

pls pet

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

pls pet

pls daily

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls work list

pls beg

pls work

You need to wait **30 minutes and 57 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work fast food chef

You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use `pls work list` to see a list of the available jobs

pls work choose fast food cook

You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use `pls work list` to see a list of the available jobs

cook

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pls work fast food cook

You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in **2 hours, 21 minutes and 39 seconds**

pls beg

**Harry Balzac**: you get **NOTHING**

pls search

**PURSE** You found 206 coins, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?

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pls trivia

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