no nitwit, the correct answer was `Acetone`

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `I have never had sexual relations with that woman`

pls beg

**Ben Dover** has donated 36 coins to @UnScottable!

pls work

@UnScottable What color was next to the word `sausage`?

I have never had sexual relations with that woman

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

green

**BOSS** Good stuff UnScottable, got the work done well. You were given `124` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls beg

**Hannah Montana** has donated 35 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls beg

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia

4

no dimwit, the correct answer was `February 14, 2005`

jeez i just got another alcohol from begging lol

3rd one today

pls sell alcohol

pls trivia

pls trivia

pls dep all

**237** coins deposited

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **4** coins

pls use cheese

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> **Shredded Cheese** ─ **EFFECTS**
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with `y` or `n` within 30 seconds.

y

<:chickycheese:583318568100429826> It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese coarse through your veins. You grow stronger.

You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of `8.00%`. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.

@UnScottable Is a wimp. Won't even try the alcohol, even after getting a Life Saver. What a wuss.

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