asteroid cataclysmic event (2025-2050 or even further), essential death of all life due to chemical imbalances in the environment that result in mass-planetary reactions (2035 was last date I read), cosmic ionized fuckery (any time, this is assuming you'd believe conspiracy nuts)

I'm gonna go with option D - a billion or so years from now , long after we have reverse engineered our underverse, we all agree to dismantle it, move up a level and see if it's the real deal.

more or less

oh there's also the green party lords selling the amazon forest is crucial theory bit

when in reality you have not only bacteria but sea flora that generate the majority of the useful oxygen in the air

and that the information regarding the severity of amazon fires is a lie

call me a crazy cuckoo cat, but i was under the impression that trees were good

trees are great, you need them and many other elements in specific ecosystems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVURplB0jCU

carbon dioxide was yeeted by bacteria and arguably the first flora ever, algae

but because of the aquaman movie all sea life is rampant gay and can't reproduce

sea life is at greatest threat due to the acidification

Just make the North Pole into an algae patch again

i threw acid in my own face after watching aquaman

i never go to the cinema ngl

i bet they'll just dump a bunch of bases into the ocean and be like "deal with it" @ acids

it'll result in water and salts

I saw aqua man on a plane but the earbuds weren’t good so I couldn’t really understand what anyone was saying.

alternatively that might not be required

the environment was lauded as being so potent that if all humanity collectively disappeared, or heck if all macro life disappeared, macro life would start anew relatively shortly

In a certain way, John Wick 3 was more disturbing than the CC fps

plants could regrow, animals would reappear in areas where they weren't

What if humanity is hoarding all the biomass and that’s why animals and plants are disappearing

^

we are occupying a lot of livable space

not many extremophiles among the macro scales of animalia

Just turn Africa into fertilizer

bill gates is on top of it

I think you mean help Africa go green (by this I mean use agricultural means to promote the local ecosystems)

but that's already happening in specific areas, assuming no foreign intervention or "bullet" was involved

No

I mean turn their excess population into usable biomass

Why do we never take Global warming seriously.
**("...Out-Of-Date Sources...")**

U.N. Predicts Disaster if Global Warming Not Checked
PETER JAMES SPIELMANN
[June 29, 1989]
https://www.apnews.com/bd45c372caf118ec99964ea547880cd0

like cloud atlas

african atlas

Herds of cows were used to stimulate grasslands to hold on to rain and better react against heatwaves. Turns out dung is a fertilizer (lmao) and that having a herd collectively step the shit out of soil helps it not dry the fuck out somehow.

We say that within the next 10 years, given the present loads that the atmosphere has to bear, we have an opportunity to start the stabilizing process.″

a 1989 article

hreh

you could also call the whole climate debacle a promotion of rapid money exchange for the momentary benefits of some high end individuals

Articles, and reports since the 1920's, has been floating around the 10 to 12 years narrative.