its thin

Rust poisoning

that why it'll go through

Old Spoon of Rust +2

scoop their eye out?

deadly

you use the back of/handle and you hold the head with clenched fist

bruh just punch them

may as well just punch the fucker

ye

WOAH THIS IS MY SAFE SPACE

GET THOSE LETHAL WEAPONS OUT

OH MY GOD

MY ANXIETY

MOOOODS

you just showed 3 spoons which have big thick handles

complete opposite

MY ICE CREAM WAS EATEN BY A SPOON BY MY 7YR OLD BROTHER

they cant stab

REEEEEEEEEE

So I'll be eating a congrio stew with a deadly weapon

oh, apologies

MY BAD

LETS REMOVE FORKS

BECAUSE THEY'RE POINTY

https://youtu.be/_9FiA_qJ86k

they are trying to say spoons are deadly because wetherspoons supports brexit, big brain time lads

forks are shite tools to stab with

Sir, is that a FORK?

Imagine supporting brexit

im gonna have to confiscate that.

https://youtu.be/98yLG-2jCNw

dude wait till they learn about sporks

forks are wonderful to stab with

could be worse, could be out of touch with the peasants

what do you mean

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