Message from @BigBoppinBoslet
Discord ID: 621456574099226645
yeah but truthers are all retarded xd
This is my peopleβs gift to you, strangers
It is my culture
Please respect it as I respect yours
wtf am i meant to be lookin at
farting
What a disgusting culture
no wonder everyone doesnt love it
I represent my people
The eproctophiles
We come in peace
You should feel ashamed and your people should also too
We have many wondrous artifacts to trade for a simple commodity which you are not even using
Yet you have it in abundance
Female flatulence is better given to us, so we may appreciate it as it deserves to be appreciated
Why not just use your own
or did they all die out?
Smelling your own farts is gay
not you *specifically*
but another from your "Culture"
Females are... extremely rare
I KNEW IT
Rarer even than the foot culture
Like who in the name of christ has ever met a woman who has a foot fetish? Now imagine less than a third of nothing
Thus you see the plight of my people
That's alot of nothing
Our culture is dying from a shortage of raw materials
Oh yeah
Yet we have coal and oil in abundance
it is rather *raw*
@BigBoppinBoslet Good, let your culture die
Surely we may reach an agreement
We have a proposal we think you would be happy and capable to help us with
What could you possibly offer?
We offer you vast wealth in exchange simply for the natural gas emitted from the females of your tribe known as Shoe0nHead and Laci Green
And while weβre at it, Roaming Millennial and Brittany Venti