I thought it was the promised land

*boredom intensifies*

Go outside and play.

Ive been contemplating that

Im making myself crack up and you guys are kinda helping sometimes

go out and have a good ol wank

Your boredom, your problem

Wanking is like drinking water for me

It's taken care of

How can we make this your problem, as well @Uksio

?

you can't

I am forever curious

What do you have that's big?

I have one that's bigger, y'know

Albeit possibly in storage

Jk i dont have any storage, or imagination. Im a mid-tier support class

Looking for my adc

Ok fine, since you guys like to sleep on me, I WILL GO OUT

AND I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OF YOU COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. with your puny imaginationses

This place is where all the people that had their brain wrinkles ironed out come to figure out wth just happened

Tl;dr

http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~otec/NewFiles/img/MrMaeda82old.gif

I so want this

... its a start, i guess

But the only way to get it is to go to some workshop and making one myself

it is not a product that can be bought

A bike with extra gears?

No those are not extra gears

They look like gears

They are the ovalised paths for the pedals to travel

http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~otec/NewFiles/img/Wrd-acx-Tokyo-bay-3.gif

Ovalized? What benefit

As opposed to circular?

http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~otec/NewFiles/e%20documents/performance/effective%20force.html

Ergonomics?

You can travel further for the same amount of tired with oval path