Message from @Ancient Chaos Wizard
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The Lotr books are good halfway trough
all of the lotr books are good
The first one is rigid but readable
then aragorn suddenly becomes jesus
the hobbit and the sylmarillions though
which confused the fuck outta me for a while
my god
he just goes around laying on hands to cure people fo gondor
best time of my life
lol
know what i want?
i want fries
i want Tywin Lannister singing Be Prepared from the OG Lion King
For some reason I wanted to try and emulate it in my head and had him do the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast
what the fuck brain
lol
turns out he would be really good with it
ever see Charles Dance in that comedy movie where Sacha Carter has him dress in drag?
I think it was Ali G
not too familiar by that description
time st5amped for convience sake
3h of a lotr movie were more enjoyable than most got seasons
Aaah that one
Hot take
and I slept through half of lotr 3
by accident
the Lotr movies are much better than the books
except for the Hobbit
you take that the fuck back
no they are not
those bastards rampaged over tolkiens legacy
you shut your whore mouth and never say those words again
i love peter jacksons films
but tolkien they are not
i keep a firm stance on that
you can shove it firmly up your arse
but the hobbit was indeed a hundred times better
in book
tolkien never wanted to write the lotr